Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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