I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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