You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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