his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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