What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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