I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize