What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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