The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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