I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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