are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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