I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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