please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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