If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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