U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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