Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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