The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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