gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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