the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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