Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize