turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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