im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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