She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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