scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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