it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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