youre lurking in front of me
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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