It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I fill condoms, not promises.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
My vagina is officially offended.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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