i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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