I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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