he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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