paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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