he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Someone shattered a urinal.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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