We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You surviving the open bar?
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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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