I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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