ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she peed on how many people?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"