I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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