I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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