If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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