Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I am one with the molecules
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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