Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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