We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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