Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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