Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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