She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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