Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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