She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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