dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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