If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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