Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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