Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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