I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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