WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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