You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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