They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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