Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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