she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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