Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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